Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Houston, we have a squirter
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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