wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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