yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
