"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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