look no pants
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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