I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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