I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just want nice things and good sex
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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