That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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