I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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