People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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