Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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