I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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