I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
