I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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