Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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