So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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