I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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