so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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