He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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