It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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