C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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