normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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