literally had 100 drinks last night.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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