Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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