I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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