we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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