Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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