i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i already hear my dad disowning me
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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