I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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