She's JV to your varsity
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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