i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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