Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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