Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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