ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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