I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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