Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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