maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Randomize
