I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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