Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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