I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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