covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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