Porn is love you can see.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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