Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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