Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
