That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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