So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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