she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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