Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
