is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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