They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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