Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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