Porn is love you can see.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
