how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
