YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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