therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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