And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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