I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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