There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Randomize
