he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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